Spooky Sayaka Interview 1

Sayaka:
"What do you mean, Dr. Edna Petersburg is here?"

Jelissa J.:
"Oh darn. I wasn't supposed to say that, was I?"

Sayaka:
"You know, Mymphis told me about you."

Jelissa J. (fake smile):
"Mymphis is a good person. She's a great judge of character. I wasted her time. I did not deserve her presence."

Sayaka:
"So, you deserve mine?"

Jelissa J. (confused):
"No. I mean, I... Okay, I don't know. I don't always know the answers."

Sayaka:
"You're afraid... I like that. But I still don't trust you."

Jelissa J. (looking at the mirror window)
"Uh...."

Sayaka (looking at the mirror window):
"Whoever is behind that mirror doesn't matter. Whatever advice they gave you before you sat across from me doesn't matter either."

Jelissa J. (nervous):
"So om, I heard... I heard that... om... Did you really om... Okay, look."

Sayaka:
".....?"

Jelissa J.:
"I was at PResent Armz Entertainment the other night, and I overheard someone at the bar mention that om..."

Four light taps touch the mirror.

Jelissa J. (scared):
"S-sorry. Okay. Let's move on."

Sayaka:
"Yes...."

Jelissa J.:
"Yes, let's move on."

Sayaka:
"No..."

Jelissa J.:
"Excuse me? I mean, if you don't mind, please excuse me."

Sayaka:
"Yes to the question you were going to ask."

Jelissa J.:
"....??!"

Sayaka (staring at Jelissa):
".........."

Jelissa J. (staring at Sayaka):
"..................??!"

Sayaka:
"Aren't you going to ask me some wrestling questions? That is why I'm here."

Jelissa J.:
"How did you come up with the name Spooky Sayaka?"

Spooky (staring at Jelissa):
"................."

Jelissa J. (slow blinking):
"................"

Sayaka:
"Do you like cats?"

Jelissa J.:
"Oh my God, I love cats! They are so freaking cute."

Sayaka:
"Then why do you have a strand of dog hair on your shirt?"

Jelissa J. (checking shirt):
"Because I love dogs too?"

Sayaka (staring at Jelissa):
"............."

Jelissa J. (nervous):
"The truth is, I'm allergic to cats."

Sayaka:
"Maybe cats are allergic to you."

Jelissa J. (nervous):
"They probably are... You know what else? I blame Robbin READY."

Sayaka:
".....???"

Jelissa J.:
"T-think of how many cats would be happy if she just went away."

Sayaka (staring at Jelissa):
"........................?"

Jelissa J.:
"I read that she has a om, high PSE score? That thing is probably a lie. That doesn't mean she's good, right? Oh come on. No one is THAT good. There has to be some bad in her somewhere."

Sayaka:
"How long are you going to pretend to be my friend?"

Jelissa J. (nervous):
"I'm not pretending."

Sayaka:
"Do you think that I'm stupid?"

Jelissa J. (looking at mirror window):
".......???"

Sayaka:  (looking at the mirror window):
"........?!!"

Sayaka stands up and opens the door. Only Todd is there, standing in the hallway.

Todd F. (to Sayaka):
"Ma'am, is everything alright?"

Sayaka (to Jelissa):
"Where is she?"

Jelissa J.:
"Where is who?"

Sayaka (angry):
"You said Dr. Petersburg was outside watching. No one is there!"

Jelissa J.:
"Okay, the truth is, I got scared. I figured you wouldn't try to harm me if you knew she was outside watching!"

Sayaka (angry):
"Arggh!!!!!!!"

Todd F. (to Sayaka):
"????!!!!"

Jelissa J. (crying):
"Arghhh! NO!!!! PLEASE! I'm sorry! I didn't know any better! I'm new here, and I really need this job! The prices went up. The tax rate is super high. I don't know what to do!"

Sayaka (smiling):
"Ha ha ha! Now I believe you. Your fear has the ring of truth in it. Never start an interview with me based on a lie. Because you lied to me, you owe me DOUBLE. And this interview is over. You can try again next week. And next time... Do not forget treats, no meat. *hiss*

Todd F.  (confused):
".......???"

Sayaka leaves the room, as a distraught Jelissa stares at the floor, wondering what just happened.

(Interview ends)

Jelissa (to Todd):
"...What just happened?"

Todd F.:
"I don't know... She's, you know..."

Jelissa (to Todd):
"Why did you knock?"

Todd F.:
"Oh, you heard that?  That's my fault. I had my hands on the glass and tapped it before I took them off. No particular reason."

Jelissa J.:
"That upset her. Did you see how jacked she was? She looked smaller on TV. I thought she was at least 4'11" or 5'2". "

Todd F.:
"They need to get you some babyfaces."

Jelissa watchtowers Spooky Sayaka $408.00

Jelissa J.:
"I need to check out a few profiles in the Library."

....Jelissa and Todd leave the interview room.

(Scene Ends)