???Woman:
"Psst.. Hey, you. Wanna buy some unofficial merch? I'll cut you in on a deal. 1% off."

Lunita:
"Scram PAIN! or AGONY. Whichever one you are. I'll report you to the CAAC if you try that again!"

AGONY:
"I'm AGONY! One of these days Lunita, you're gonna confess to something you didn't DO. I'm outta heeya."

Lunita
"Scram! Or do you want another dropkick to the face?!"

".....Anyways, sorry about that. This is the merch section. Avoid the Blackmarket. Heels aren't allowed to sell official APPW merch, according to the Calico Aster Athletic Commission, so they run blackmarket operations in a black van. We try to report them, but we can never find out where they are. They're sneaky."