"You look like somebody who could use some representationnnnnn. I'm talking about MONEY GUARANTEED! Step into my office and let's talk about it." 

"Sign with me, and we can share the great land they call MILDROCK. Otherwise, you're trespassing."

"Your contract is limited here in APPW. With me? I can take you to the moon."

"I'm Rocksteady. My contracts lead to championships. Sign me with me. Ignore these other chumps. This wish they could be me. "

"I'm Donnatella Vixen, and you WILL have a good time with me."