APPW BLACKMARKET (UNOFFICIAL MERCHANDISE)

In APPW, heels will often do heel things. Therefore, APPW promoter Waldo Wagner does NOT advise fans to purchase heel merchandise from the APPW Blackmarket, as it violates Calico Aster Athletic Commission regulations prohibiting heels from selling official APPW merch. It is illegal within the city limits of Calico Aster to purchase or sell merchandise through black market operations. Citizens of Calico Aster are strongly advised NOT to purchase heel merch from the APPW Blackmarket. Violators may be subject to fines, confiscation of merchandise, and possible investigation by the Calico Aster Athletic Commission. APPW is not responsible for counterfeit, cursed, haunted, or psychologically damaging merchandise purchased from unauthorized heel vendors.    
                                                                                                                                                                                          Waldo E.Wagner